OK, so this takes a little explaining… basically the wedding I was at on Saturday was between 2 Christians… so it’s fairly safe to say neither had slept with anyone… so that kinda makes sense of this… and I quote:
“The aims and objectives of the best man’s speech are to provide a few of the most painful minutes of [the groom’s] life. For [the bride] they’ll be a bit later on this evening.”
Well it kinda took me by surprise I have to say – as a first joke in the speech it went down with a few nervous laughs and quite a few “ooooh”s. Anyway it’s funny, just not sure he judged the audience right on that one.
Oh my! I can’t believe he said it. Shocking 😛